THIS is Rihanna’s birthday cake. Don’t rub your eyes - her dessert likeness, is, indeed humping a ginormous spliff. Get it gurl.

THIS is Rihanna’s birthday cake. Don’t rub your eyes - her dessert likeness, is, indeed humping a ginormous spliff. Get it gurl.

This ‘uniboob’ dress from Rome fashion week is BEYOND Lady Gaga. I just can’t.

This ‘uniboob’ dress from Rome fashion week is BEYOND Lady Gaga. I just can’t.

Julianne Moore is so disturbingly close to Sarah Palin that I can see her future Emmy award from my house. I CAN’T… believe how awesome this is going to be.

I don’t even have a caption for this. I. Just. Can’t. 

I don’t even have a caption for this. I. Just. Can’t. 

Its a battle of “We Just Can’t” - who’s going to win? An Atlanta Marta Passenger “credit cardin’ it? or this guy on New York’s MTA? 

Its a battle of “We Just Can’t” - who’s going to win? An Atlanta Marta Passenger “credit cardin’ it? or this guy on New York’s MTA? 

Muppet Cupcakes. I can’t! 

Muppet Cupcakes. I can’t! 

Is it possible that Maury has finally become too far-fetched? NAH. I abso-LUTE-ly can’t with the “washing cars for sex” alibi.

Oh UGA. I just can’t with this cheerleader. 

Oh UGA. I just can’t with this cheerleader. 

mariah carey. a unicorn. “sexy” moves. CAN’T.

mariah carey. a unicorn. “sexy” moves. CAN’T.

Toe shoes? In the city? As part of an outfit? I just can’t.

Toe shoes? In the city? As part of an outfit? I just can’t.